Clinical-Grade Collectibles
Quality Tested
Our advanced R&D lab operates at the bleeding edge of non-biomedical product development and extraneous engineering. We maintain rigorous standards for what we call “diagnostic accuracy and user-centric design through exhaustive longitudinal testing.”
In 2025, our tenured Resident Denny completed an unprecedented analysis by ingesting 55 liters of Merlot “hematuria samples,” earning him an honorary doctorate from his neighbor, Dale. This intensive commitment to data collection ensures our final products meet the most demanding clinical benchmarks for safety, reliability, and professional performance.
Unmatched Knowledge & Experience
Backed with “medical” professionals with over 1,500 years of combined experience, our Foley Pen, Hematuria Shot Glass Set, and Urine Bags have, in our view, set a new benchmark for uniquely designed, nonessential, clinically integrated products.
“No leaks in quality,
no blockage in creativity.”
OAB Institute names Shampoooty Medical Solutions as the first non-medical device manufacturer to receive the Enterprise Diamond Resiliency Award
“I don’t fully understand the science, but I understand the results. Buy the Catheter Pen. There’s also a little hole on the tip where I connect my lanyard, cause I lose shit all the time.”
— Connie | Bartender, Rooster’s Tavern